My first Swingers club experience! Is it my last?

I would like to preface this blog by saying that I couldn't find it inme to tell a short version of this story :) So this is definitely a lengthy entry.

In the spirit of ADVENTURE - I found myself walking in a Swinger's Club in San Francisco with my guy (Sexy Mocha) ! First of all this place wasso low key - a secret path - tinted glass doors and no sign outside. The door was locked and we had to buzz in! It was $60 bucks for couples and $10 for single ladies and it's BYOB (Bring Your Own Beer/Drink). So we walked in - it's definitely myfirst time! Not only was I nervous but I realized as I walked in that I was dressed TOO sexy for the event! I mean what was I thinkin? I didn't want to get hit on by couples, I don't like girls getting too close to me and it would just be awkward to hook up with another guy! Yes sexy mocha and I were there not to swap with strangers but to watch and to be watched :) Although I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be opposed to a threesome. Lol.

We walked in and I was so nervous to make any eye contact with anyone. As we go on further, there was this man who looked like he was in his late 40's in linen pants and white tank top walking around in socks and I just get this predator vibe from him so I stick closer to my sexy mocha! Then the weirdo says "Sexy Dress" and without making any eye contact I said "Thanks" Whew! That was close. Then we turned in the six pack that he bought andthey assigned a number to it so you can keep coming back to the lady incharged of everyone's alcohol.

So this place is Called Twist corner of Kearny St and Columbus Ave. forthose who are interested. It has two floors - first floor for dancingand second floor for "play" - yes mmhmm. So we come in, there were maybe 5 other couples just sitting around and no one was dancing. We sit and watch one video screen with professional strippers and the other screen was hard core porn - which I was so uncomfortable watching. Then the old and so unattractive couple sitting by us started fondling with each other as they danced and I avoided all the eye contact that they were giving!

Then after all the awkward looks from others and the nervous talk (from sexymocha) we walked upstairs and found 2 couples in this "naked room"going at it! I couldn't believe my eyes! Butt Naked! I have never seen other people have sex live in the flesh! They offered complimentary massage and the masseuse turned out to be the creepy guy walking around in socks. He again said"sexy dress" I said "thanks" then kept it pushing - I wanted to run but that would have been immature.

So we peeked in the other sections with sofas and mattresses on theground that were only covered by sheer curtains and there were couples giving each other oral sex! We find a seat right next to this big round bed and we observed everybody else for a while. Then we couldn't help ourselves so I went ahead and gave him the job (if you know what Imean). I thought about wanting to get it reciprocated but something in me didn't want my butt touching any of their furniture (although"clean" towels were available) and I was a little shy and didn't want to spread my legs for everyone to see just like the other females were doing in that play room. So lucky for my sexy mocha he got a good job done! Lol

Enough about us! So later on, two older women maybe in their 40's, who were downstairs on the dance floor with their men jumped on the round bed surrounded by sheer curtains and started to go at it. OH MY!

Then in the glass door room on our left were 2 supersized women rubbing on each other with a black man with a Hatwatching right outside like a hawk. So when sexy mocha decided to go to the restroom, I walked right with him as I was nervous to be left alone. The restroom was by the massage section!!! Aaaahhh there goes the creepy guy! There was a woman on the massage table - butt naked -was she getting a massage? I guess you can call it that! The masseuse's fingers were all up in her while her boyfriend/guy was kissing her. She was going bananas and I was just so interested with how much more she could take of that! Lol Then the masseuse puts a condom on and f*&ks her! OH my!The boyfriend was holding her down because she was going bananas! Iwouldn't want to be that girl on that table! Lol

So we kept exploring, going back and forth by the different rooms and floors. Then sexy mocha had to go to the restroom again! I was standing right by the masseuse who was rubbing his feet. Then he says "Sexy dress! You should get a deep tissue massage!" I said "no thanks, I just had it done last week" and then I realized I was nervous enough to bore him with "... and I have these knots on my back and only my personal massage therapist could fix them" - after I said that I thought WTH was I talking about??? lol - I did not know what to say but I definitelydidn't want the massage that he was "referring" to! Eww, I can't imagine where else his hands has been - in someone's pu&&y, his d!@k, and his feet!Gross!

We go back in the room with the round bed and I got a little bit morecomfortable but not enough to be butt naked! I seduced my sexy mochaand took advantage of him ;). I guess I like the thought that we were beingwatch by others but we didn't reveal all of us, we still had as much clothes on as we can keep. I wore a dress for a reason :) Then a few minutes later I accidentally looked in the glass door and I saw the black man with the hat waving us in. I just waved back! Eww I didn'twant to be in a small room with two big women and a naked man with a HAT! -althought his body was bangin!

Then in the midst of all that there were two couples right by eachother - the ladies giving the men a blow job, then the men must've "came" at the same time because the next thing I knew the two men were screaming like they were in a football game! "yeahhh!" then gave each other high fives as the women were kissing! OMG! All that fluid exchange is not cool!

So we go on exploring between rooms again. then I find myself staring at what was once clearly separated sections of 3 different couples a few minutes before and when I came back around, I can't tell who was with who! They were involved in this big ass orgy! My goodness. I'm watching closely trying to see how they make that work! I even watched closely how a threesome really worked because I couldn't imagine myself in one! Like I said, I am not comfortable exploring with another female but IF I one day decide to explore... the female better be hot and beautiful because I only fawks with good looking people!! hahaha...

I think I'd come back still not sure if I can bare sharing my sexy mocha but I'm glad he enjoyed himself just with our lil play!

Sincerely,

I'ma A Diva from Seattle